November 9, 2009

on k's work dinner tomorrow

  • jen: nicest guy in the room is guaranteed to be liable for the deaths of at LEAST 13 people.
  • me: yeah, but that's pretty standard for any DC gathering of people with college degrees.
  • jen: point.
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November 8, 2009
Mad Men finale in my new Mad Men chair.

Mad Men finale in my new Mad Men chair.

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November 4, 2009

Complaint #524

whitewhine:

God, I’m just too busy to go to Germany.

-Whine by Kristn

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November 2, 2009

dogsareadorable:

bohemea:

Christopher Walken recites Poker Face as a special Halloween treat on Friday Night with Jonathan Ross.

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October 28, 2009

Texts to my mom, Vol. Whatever

Just went to the opera with my gay MT friends who swear the guy from Glee never did gay porn. And they would know.

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October 27, 2009
“ When I was on the editorial board, there was a guy I worked with named Steve Weisman, and he was married to a correspondent named Elisabeth Bumiller. They had two small children. Elisabeth got sent to Kosovo to cover the war. I ran into Steve one day, and he looked so terrible. So I said to him, ‘What is wrong with you?’ He said, ‘My wife is in Albania, and the hamster is missing.’ I thought that could be the title of a book about the new American family.
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#1 Dead Until Dark

I’m writing reviews for a pseudo-Cannonball Read over on Attic Salt.

And for the record, my book club chose this selection when I was not present.

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October 23, 2009

Musicians Seek Secret U.S. Documents on Music-Related Human Rights Abuses at Guantanamo

Bands and Recording Artists Named in the Requests

AC/DC
Aerosmith 
Barney theme song (By Bob Singleton)
The Bee Gees
Britney Spears 
Bruce Springsteen
Christina Aguilera
David Gray 
Deicide
Don McClean
Dope
Dr. Dre
Drowning Pool
Eminem
Hed P.E. 
James Taylor
Limp Bizkit
Marilyn Manson 
Matchbox Twenty
Meatloaf
Meow mix jingle
Metallica
Neil Diamond
Nine Inch Nails
Pink
Prince
Queen
Rage against the Machine
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Redman
Saliva
Sesame street theme music (By Christopher Cerf)
Stanley Brothers
The Star Spangled Banner
Tupac Shakur

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October 21, 2009
  • L: we are gonna go out to VA
  • his parents house
  • check out where he grew up
  • i.e. he is determined to bone me
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October 19, 2009
“Little boy you’re a man, little man you’re a king.”

“Little boy you’re a man, little man you’re a king.”

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