July 3, 2009
Scooter guarding the joint.
Scooter guarding the joint.
July 2, 2009
  • K: I don't know if that's how I would describe my mental state.
  • E: how would you describe it?
  • K: trying to figure out how to napalm dennisvile, new jersey.
In his mind Kevin is already at the beach.
In his mind Kevin is already at the beach.
Traffic jam in the Pine Barrons
Traffic jam in the Pine Barrons
July 1, 2009
Soviet Videogames! via boing-boing Google translation of “Seafarer:” “But who among us is not a child dreamed of becoming a seafarer?  Immediately after the fly in space, of course. For those who have not forgotten childhood dream, and was invented by this machine.  So, you see the periscope of a submarine, but on the horizon like an mayachat ships of the enemy. So there is here.”

Soviet Videogames! via boing-boing

Google translation of “Seafarer:”

“But who among us is not a child dreamed of becoming a seafarer?  Immediately after the fly in space, of course. For those who have not forgotten childhood dream, and was invented by this machine.  So, you see the periscope of a submarine, but on the horizon like an mayachat ships of the enemy. So there is here.”

June 30, 2009

texts from my old phone that i can't take with me

  • You look like a young Anjelica Huston.  All you need is a JAAAACK.
  • Omigosh im seeing ze greatest zinger in ze world
  • Pls don’t miss flight to Baghdad tmrw. serious journalism to be done.
  • I know right? Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians!
  • Jesus, I love you.  you really want a long island?
  • iwam in rought sharpe (the first text K ever sent me)
  • oh my gosh- she’s their cute little bitch. and i had that hair in 1979. (my mother re: Sarah Palin)
  • First dance: someone like you from jekyll & hyde.
Fresh squash blossoms from a coworker and my new iPhone arrived!  Today is a good day.

Comebacks by the Ladies Of Saved By The Bell

carolinek:

meredithnyc:

hortenseg:

Lisa Turtle:

“If you don’t get rid of Linda, I’m gonna throw her out the wind-a.”

“I’ll go with you when worms have ears.”

“I hope your dad had “dork” insurance.”

“Girl, if I were Leslie I woulda slapped you until my hand hurt, and then I woulda slapped you for making it hurt.”

“Can the sweet talk. You’re giving me a zit.”

“I’m going to tell you this as gently as I can - you’re going down the toilet.”

“You know, when I wanted to talk to you, I couldn’t. But now that I can? I don’t want to.”

Kelly Kapowski:

“Jessie, let’s go to the lost and found, because you’ve lost it.”

“She’s my friend… but not my best friend. Actually, I hardly even know her.”

“Wow, he used to be a jock, now he’s a joke!”

“You know, I’ve always defended you, but you really are a bozo.”

You sound like you’re on ‘Thirtysomething.’

“Yeah, we’ll I’m sorry I fell for a dishonest jerk like you. Good-bye!”

Jessie Spano:

“It’s more the Blonde and the Useless.”

“I think it’s reverse macho pigism and I don’t like it.”

“Here’s a dirty look just for being alive.”

“If any of you sweeties dares bid on my Slater I’ll hunt you down in the street like a rabid dog.”

“Your understanding of politics is limited to who won the election on ‘Sesame Street’.”

“You macho pig.”

“Quiet, little weird man!”

Slater: “Guys are great at math. It’s a shame you weren’t born one.”

Jessie: “Yeah, it’s a shame you weren’t born one either.”

ahahahahah my fave are lisa’s.

Lisa’s are the best! Also, I sadly remember most of these episodes. That last one of hers is from the episode where that famous guy comes to shoot a drug PSA, but is caught doing drugs in the high school bathroom. There’s no hope with dope!

June 28, 2009

feeling guilty

For putting down Infinite Jest to watch The Notebook on Oxygen.
What the hell is that buzzing, droning noise in the USA-Brazil game?  Is the FIFA Cup now being sponsored by the Association of Regional Johannesburg Beekeepers?