January 2009
87 posts
scotch and cat anti-UTI drops: two liquids that have dominated the last 18 hours
haven’t showered, still in yoga pants, writing about king zog of albania. love my job.
2009 Coachella Lineup
The Killers, Franz Ferdinand, Thievery Corporation and and Amy Winehouse? Toss in M.I.A and you have my circa-summer-2005 dream lineup.
“Good luck doesn’t visit the ill-prepared.”
– Dadman
very worried abt sadie. housecall vet is coming tomorrow.
the ted haggard doc is sad on so many levels
the fundamentals of my kitchen are strong
i heart carla from top chef. hootie hoo.
book club discussion: 35% on the book, 65% when did you get your first period? girls are fun.
diversity
Em: You live in Indiana, how many gay boyfriends do you have?
Mom: Oh, three?
Em: (stunned silence)
Mom: And two of them are black!
snow day = bailey’s coffee at tryst before stetson’s trivia
Obama Officials Tells Citibank To Ditch Plans For... →
notthatkindagay:
robot-heart-politics:
msbadkittie:
‘According to a report from ABC News, President Obama is not taking kindly to corporate greed, especially when it’s funded by taxpayer money. Read more from ABC here:
The high-flying execs at Citigroup caved under pressure from President Obama and decided today to abandon plans for a luxurious new $50 million corporate jet from France…
...
enjoying my last day as an unemployed bum with a walk in the snow!
Just saw preview for CollegeHumor TV show! Is it bad that I’m 27 but am turboexcited for it? Or have I just been Tumbling for too long?
for some reason dc superior court plays the clooney classic film “one fine day” in the jury room.
I was at jury duty today with one of my girl crushes, Ana Marie Cox, and didn’t even realize it until I got home. How did I eventually realize it, you ask? Because I subscribe to her Twitter feed, and discovered hours too late that we’d posted near-identical comments on how the DC Superior Court was showing the George Clooney classic One Fine Day in the jury waiting room. ARGH. ...
watching the duggar engagement and am HORRIFIED BEYOND BELIEF
you know what soothes a sore throat? blowdryer steak.
Email from mah Momma
deadbrilliant:
Subject: how does this sound
for family newsletter: we hear Jenny is living in the upper midwest and may have graduated from college (perhaps in a different time zone) Other than that we have no information or photographic documentation.
PLEASE!!!!
Oh and I have a new gay boyfriend on campus who is your age. he loves my shoes. Hope you’re having a good weekend. I’m...
“I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you simply,...”
– One Hundred Years of Solitude, Gabriel Garcia Marquez (via bellimaci) (via radarchive) (via emilyposts)
caught that cold. first time i’ve been sick in almost a year.
“It’s a Very Serious Tie, this solid—conservative, tactful, and...”
– The Brian Williams Tie Report. Via Amy.
Henchmen/Henchwoman Needed 6 Month Contract →
that allows me to belt. and use jazz hands.
i need to be in a play soon. preferably a musical.
don’t know which word makes me twitchier, “foodie” or “blogosphere”
back from chinatown, enjoying gym-nullifying cupcakes and gratuitous sawyer shirtlessness on lost
happy we went to the inauguration, even happier abt the subsequent ray’s hell burger visit
michelle looks GORGEOUS
scene on the mall: like the evacuation of saigon, but with tackier souvenirs
"One outgoing Treasury employee had already landed... →
“Can tell Michele is from Chicago – didn’t even have her coat buttoned – my kind...”
– Mom
obamapaloozapocalypsesplosion
why i'm not doing anything for the inauguration
I feel like a huge grinch, but I’m just so not excited about the inauguration.
For DC residents, it’s not really about the wonder of celebrating the swearing-in of the first black President, a man whose election ineffably changed the course of American history, renewed international confidence in our national character and inspired generations to meet enormous challenges. It’s...
if it didn’t have a laugh track, “how i met your mother” would be the perfect half-hour comedy
just tried to clue some tourists into our metro stand/walk policy. they didn’t appreciate my helpful hints.
my beat the cold cure: use the cat as a pillow.