February 23, 2010
J:
read receipts make me happy in a really lame way
see also:
hacking voicemail systems to get direct extensions
E:
ahh, you're a cubicle drone now
do you have a labelmaker?
J:
oh, you love your labelmaker, shut up
E:
because that thing brings me the kind of joy usually reserved for new moms
"you can't possibly understand until you have one yourself"
J:
but no, no label maker as of yet
i'm waiting til the time is right
when i'm a little more stable, financially
E:
sure, and emotionally prepared
just so you know, mom once told me she wouldn't mind if i had a labelmaker before marriage
but she would really prefer it if i waited until things were legal
J:
it's a personal decision
i'd at least like to be involved with a three-hole-punch i felt i could count on until i really start thinking about label makers.
E:
well, as we learned from your coworkers, never lie about where you get your office supplies
because staples does NOT accept returns from office depot
2 years ago
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