emmyjean

on k's work dinner tomorrow

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:16:00 -0500

jen: nicest guy in the room is guaranteed to be liable for the deaths of at LEAST 13 people.
me: yeah, but that's pretty standard for any DC gathering of people with college degrees.
jen: point.

Mad Men finale in my new Mad Men chair.

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:01:27 -0500

Mad Men finale in my new Mad Men chair.

Complaint #524

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:33:31 -0500

whitewhine:

God, I’m just too busy to go to Germany.

-Whine by Kristn

dogsareadorable: bohemea: Christopher Walken recites Poker...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 00:17:31 -0500

dogsareadorable:

bohemea:

Christopher Walken recites Poker Face as a special Halloween treat on Friday Night with Jonathan Ross.

Texts to my mom, Vol. Whatever

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 22:21:30 -0400

Just went to the opera with my gay MT friends who swear the guy from Glee never did gay porn. And they would know.

"When I was on the editorial board, there was a guy I worked with named Steve Weisman, and he was..."

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 16:28:36 -0400

“When I was on the editorial board, there was a guy I worked with named Steve Weisman, and he was married to a correspondent named Elisabeth Bumiller. They had two small children. Elisabeth got sent to Kosovo to cover the war. I ran into Steve one day, and he looked so terrible. So I said to him, ‘What is wrong with you?’ He said, ‘My wife is in Albania, and the hamster is missing.’ I thought that could be the title of a book about the new American family.”

- Gail Collins

#1 Dead Until Dark

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 12:11:35 -0400

#1 Dead Until Dark :

I’m writing reviews for a pseudo-Cannonball Read over on Attic Salt.

And for the record, my book club chose this selection when I was not present.

Musicians Seek Secret U.S. Documents on Music-Related Human Rights Abuses at Guantanamo

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:36:18 -0400

Bands and Recording Artists Named in the Requests

AC/DC
Aerosmith
Barney theme song (By Bob Singleton)
The Bee Gees
Britney Spears
Bruce Springsteen
Christina Aguilera
David Gray
Deicide
Don McClean
Dope
Dr. Dre
Drowning Pool
Eminem
Hed P.E.
James Taylor
Limp Bizkit
Marilyn Manson
Matchbox Twenty
Meatloaf
Meow mix jingle
Metallica
Neil Diamond
Nine Inch Nails
Pink
Prince
Queen
Rage against the Machine
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Redman
Saliva
Sesame street theme music (By Christopher Cerf)
Stanley Brothers
The Star Spangled Banner
Tupac Shakur

L: we are gonna go out to VA

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:37:51 -0400

L: we are gonna go out to VA
his parents house
check out where he grew up
i.e. he is determined to bone me

“Little boy you’re a man, little man you’re a...

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 22:52:10 -0400

“Little boy you’re a man, little man you’re a king.”

peterwknox: Messed-Up Daily Show DVR Description Is Actually...

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 22:30:46 -0400

peterwknox:

Messed-Up Daily Show DVR Description Is Actually Mostly Accurate

I mean. Joss Whedon is directing an episode of Glee

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 22:21:59 -0400

I mean. Joss Whedon is directing an episode of Glee:

ardenashley:

[head explodes]

oh-oh-oh.

Sun, 18 Oct 2009 18:14:01 -0400

oh-oh-oh.

Pine Nut Rosemary Shortbread

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 23:29:10 -0400

Pine Nut Rosemary Shortbread:

Make these immediately.

"She did strangle me. So that breaks a friendship, right?"

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 10:33:32 -0400

“She did strangle me. So that breaks a friendship, right?”

- some Housewife

Whoever named Michael Steele’s blog on the new gop.com...

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 16:15:37 -0400

Whoever named Michael Steele’s blog on the new gop.com deserves a Nobel Peace Prize.

George: It was actually my first game of Spin the Bottle.

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 15:23:42 -0400

George: It was actually my first game of Spin the Bottle.
Geoff: Yeah, you waited until girls had boobs.
George: Boobs and MONEY.

I hope I never take this commute for granted

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 17:02:28 -0400

I hope I never take this commute for granted

also, love how tyra plays her guest spot like she's in schindler's list

Wed, 07 Oct 2009 23:34:00 -0400

There is NO WAY the use of the final measures of Les Preludes in this week’s Gossip Girl was accidental. At least one production staffer totally went to Interlochen.

lookmom: i need a weekend I need this room

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 13:58:28 -0400

lookmom:

i need a weekend

I need this room