emmyjean

via Sweet Juniper

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:04:29 -0500

ardenashley: indieandyy: No Special Effects by Jason Segel ft...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 21:33:14 -0500

indieandyy:

No Special Effects by Jason Segel ft The Swell Season

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Last night, Jason Segel got on stage during The Swell Season’s LA show and performed a song he wrote himself. (If you’ll recall, Segel wrote actually wrote all the music for the Dracula puppet musical in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.) It’s nothing short of hilarious and the best thing you will see today.

(via about-today:via)

Jesus H.

I love this so much.

Stop whatever you were doing and watch this immediately.

Political people attract tools. Good thing they have pretty...

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:10:33 -0500

Political people attract tools. Good thing they have pretty views to make up for it.

"Reminder to self: You don’t need to sound smart, Mister Smarty Pants. You don’t need to..."

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 23:51:16 -0500

“Reminder to self: You don’t need to sound smart, Mister Smarty Pants. You don’t need to have an MFA or a PhD. You don’t need to know the answers to the ten most difficult questions. You don’t need to know what those questions are. You don’t need to make sure that everything you write is all muscle, not an ounce of fat. You don’t need to send only your best and brightest sentences into battle. If you do send them, you don’t need to pretend they’ll win.”

- via Throwing Hammers

Why yes, I think I will watch the series finale of...

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 20:24:29 -0500

Why yes, I think I will watch the series finale of Dawson’s Creek for no particular reason.

sarahb: kfan: hortenseg: SMM- Your choices are all quite good, but this is actually the #1...

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:09:33 -0500

sarahb:

kfan:

hortenseg:

SMM-

Your choices are all quite good, but this is actually the #1 Thanksgiving afternoon/evening film of all time.

I suggest you agree with me, lest you want to spend the evening on the third floor with Fuller, who has not gone easy on the Pepsi.

Correction: the best Thanksgiving Day movie is Addams Family Values. This is fact, unassailable, absolutely above discussion or question.

Oh yeah, I thought everyone knew this? We are planning an American Thanksgiving in England, and this is second on my to-do list of crucial ingredients, right after Locating Cornmeal.

“You sent us to camp. They made us sing.”

Em: “This beer is terrible! It tastes like...

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 22:26:03 -0500

Em: “This beer is terrible! It tastes like sausage!” K: “This beer is wonderful! It tastes like sausage!”

Dear K, It is only for you that I would go to Dunn Loring on a...

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:59:29 -0500

Dear K, It is only for you that I would go to Dunn Loring on a Monday. Love, Your Friend, E

on k's work dinner tomorrow

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:16:00 -0500

jen: nicest guy in the room is guaranteed to be liable for the deaths of at LEAST 13 people.
me: yeah, but that's pretty standard for any DC gathering of people with college degrees.
jen: point.

Mad Men finale in my new Mad Men chair.

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:01:27 -0500

Mad Men finale in my new Mad Men chair.

Complaint #524

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:33:31 -0500

whitewhine:

God, I’m just too busy to go to Germany.

-Whine by Kristn

dogsareadorable: bohemea: Christopher Walken recites Poker...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 00:17:31 -0500

dogsareadorable:

bohemea:

Christopher Walken recites Poker Face as a special Halloween treat on Friday Night with Jonathan Ross.

Texts to my mom, Vol. Whatever

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 22:21:30 -0400

Just went to the opera with my gay MT friends who swear the guy from Glee never did gay porn. And they would know.

"When I was on the editorial board, there was a guy I worked with named Steve Weisman, and he was..."

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 16:28:36 -0400

“When I was on the editorial board, there was a guy I worked with named Steve Weisman, and he was married to a correspondent named Elisabeth Bumiller. They had two small children. Elisabeth got sent to Kosovo to cover the war. I ran into Steve one day, and he looked so terrible. So I said to him, ‘What is wrong with you?’ He said, ‘My wife is in Albania, and the hamster is missing.’ I thought that could be the title of a book about the new American family.”

- Gail Collins

#1 Dead Until Dark

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 12:11:35 -0400

#1 Dead Until Dark :

I’m writing reviews for a pseudo-Cannonball Read over on Attic Salt.

And for the record, my book club chose this selection when I was not present.

Musicians Seek Secret U.S. Documents on Music-Related Human Rights Abuses at Guantanamo

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:36:18 -0400

Bands and Recording Artists Named in the Requests

AC/DC
Aerosmith
Barney theme song (By Bob Singleton)
The Bee Gees
Britney Spears
Bruce Springsteen
Christina Aguilera
David Gray
Deicide
Don McClean
Dope
Dr. Dre
Drowning Pool
Eminem
Hed P.E.
James Taylor
Limp Bizkit
Marilyn Manson
Matchbox Twenty
Meatloaf
Meow mix jingle
Metallica
Neil Diamond
Nine Inch Nails
Pink
Prince
Queen
Rage against the Machine
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Redman
Saliva
Sesame street theme music (By Christopher Cerf)
Stanley Brothers
The Star Spangled Banner
Tupac Shakur

L: we are gonna go out to VA

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:37:51 -0400

L: we are gonna go out to VA
his parents house
check out where he grew up
i.e. he is determined to bone me

“Little boy you’re a man, little man you’re a...

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 22:52:10 -0400

“Little boy you’re a man, little man you’re a king.”

peterwknox: Messed-Up Daily Show DVR Description Is Actually...

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 22:30:46 -0400

peterwknox:

Messed-Up Daily Show DVR Description Is Actually Mostly Accurate

I mean. Joss Whedon is directing an episode of Glee

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 22:21:59 -0400

I mean. Joss Whedon is directing an episode of Glee:

ardenashley:

[head explodes]